JavaScript rehab center
For immediate release: fullstackplus.tech has partnered up with a major property developer to establish a retreat and rehabilitation center for fullstack JavaScript developers in the forests of Sweden.
Offerings will include: forest bathing, exercise, red meat, and all manner of soul recovery and soul-searching. A special time and place will be reserved for a healing plant ceremony in which the devs have a real chance of encountering The Spirit of Hypermedia; a terrifying winged serpent who at the same time makes one aware of one's sins while inspiring one to lead a better life.
Vahagn Hay is a web developer turned health coach, and he says:
Full-stack JavaScript developers are an interesting bunch. If they weren't paid to code JavaScript, they'd pay to be able to do so.
Unfortunately, this fierce dedication comes at a cost. The devs often display symptoms like short attention spans, low testosterone, and attachment disorder.
They enter the workforce feeling like they have attained superpowers but they eventually end up hating life. That's the suffering our initiative aspires to alleviate.
By keeping them off the keyboard for some time, we also hope to make the web ecosystem cleaner, much in the same way nature cleaned up during the Covid-19 lockdowns.
Details to come.